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Chav the Movie! |
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Many rumours have been circulating about a possible chav movie. The movie, thought to be along the same lines as the classic
'Quadrophenia', would be an insight into modern urban culture.
The rumoured cast would be: 'The Streets' frontman - Mike Skinner, Ralf Little (Two pints and Royle family), Rapper - Dizzee
Rascal and Jentina.
Although all rumours have thus far been denied, we wait and hope |
Chav - Buy the books |
| More and more books etc are being released on the subject of chavs, below are our recommendation
for chav reading: |
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The Little Book of ChavsChavs, Neds, Scallies, Spides, Smicks, Pikeys... whatever you want to call them, you can't ignore them! Spotting a Chav
is easy when you know how - just look for the Burberry cap, prison-white Nike trainers, branded clothes, chunky gold jewellery,
and attitude! Here is a brand new breed of youth. Find out what they're doing, whom they admire and what they are into. Covering
clothes, attitude, fashion, language, role models and typical Chav towns, this is the branded guide to Britain's new ruling
class Only £2.99 Delivered from Play |
Chav Jokes |
| If you have any chav jokes to share - please do tell me : ) |
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How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!
What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
What
do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What
do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch
one fall down a flight
of stairs.
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you say to a chav at work?
Can i have a big mac please?
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter!
What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
A Chavalanche
If you
see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him
over?
It might be your bike.
What's the difference between
a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What
you lookin' at?"
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.
How do you
get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The
police.
Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary!
What do you call a Chav in a boiler suit?
Prisoner
What do you call a chav with half a brain?
Gifted.
What do you call chavs with a brain?
A crowd.
When do chavs cross the road?
When its safe.
What do you say to a Chav?
Big Mac with fries please
What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused
Why do Chavs always travel around in pairs?
One can read and one can write!
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
What do you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse just to make sure
A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing
about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the
counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce
where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said,
"Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
Mint
How do chavs knock on a door?
They Bang it
What do you call a Chav in a dinner jacket?
Waiter!
What do you call a French Chav in a dinner jacket?
Garcon.
What
do you call a Chav in the dock?
Guilty.
What do you call a Chav at college.
The janitor.
Where do Chavettes
go for work?
Street corners.
What to you call a pregnant Chavette?
Underage mother.
What do you get if you cross a chav with a monarch?
The royal mint!
lol okay so here are some chav jokes that i found on this site http://www.chavworld.co.uk/ hehe you guys really gotta check it out! |
personally i cant be arsed to put any chav pics up...if anyone has any let me know and i'll put them up!
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